I was to be tied up for a week as punishment for my crimes, unfortunately the local guards liked me a little too much and decided to extend my punishment indefinitely… 4 months ago 0 93
The guards picked me up for battery. They said, ‘if you want to act like an animal, you’ll get treated like one.’ 5 months ago 0 48
The newest designs in woman’s prisons require one fifth the guards and use one third the space. Getting to use the inmates is just a bonus. 6 months ago 0 35
In the work parking lot, the security guards probably have some good footage of me lol 1 year ago 0 33
Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards [F] 2 years ago 0 357